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Ho Ho Ho – Your Christmas Gun List

November18

Christmas is quickly approaching. The cooks in the family have done their shopping with Thanksgiving looming, and the shoppers are already doing their stretches for their sprints down the aisles on Black Friday.

In the gun world, the hunters have their rifles sighted in, and the shooters are…well, dreaming of what Santa may leave in their stocking.

So, with that in mind, I have a challenge for you all:

If the Santa in your family could fill your stocking with some gear or one gun, what would it be?

A few rules:

1. If Santa’s bank account isn’t unlimited, then Santa’s gift for you should reflect that to a reasonable degree. As I told Sebastian, when he makes his pick, he can assume that I maxed out a card for him and he’s buying dinner and groceries for the next year, but he can’t pick something which would require a loan or the sale of my car to finance. Same applies to you with your personal Santa.
2. Your stocking can fit a reasonably sized rifle. A tank, no, but a rifle, yes.
3. Only one can fit in your stocking, even if it’s a tiny little handgun.
4. Gear is also acceptable, within the same limits listed above.

When you put up your post, send the link to me at Bitter -at- thebitchgirls -dot- us, and I will post them all as a collection on Black Friday. Maybe your Santa will get inspired. You can always claim that you weren’t dropping a hint, just participating in a gun blogger “game.”

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posted by Bitter under Sweet, Sexy Gun Talk

13 Comments to

“Ho Ho Ho – Your Christmas Gun List”

On November 18th, 2007 at 6:13 pm Alcibiades McZombie Says:
A genuine Red Ryder Barret rifle…

…Except it’ll just shoot everyone’s eyes out. Or rather, their hearing.
On November 18th, 2007 at 9:27 pm USCitizen Says:
Traction Control’s suggestion is up here.
On November 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pm guy Says:
DPMS Panther LR-308

Or

Saiga 12 Ga.

Either one would do.

I’ve been good. I mean if I get one of these for x-mas I promise I’ll be good for the rest of the year!
On November 20th, 2007 at 1:29 pm bullbore Says:
A sharps rifle in 50-140
On November 20th, 2007 at 5:48 pm Dano Says:
‘ell, I’d be happy with a Ruger MK II or III. Guess I have simple pleasures.
On November 20th, 2007 at 10:36 pm Dave Hardy Says:
One of those .17 rimfire rifles…
On November 21st, 2007 at 7:20 pm DirtCrashr Says:
I’d lurv me a little USGI marked General Officers 1903 type in .380 Colt ACP…
On November 22nd, 2007 at 4:58 pm The Unforgiving Minute » Stocking Stuffer Challenge Says:
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On November 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 am Ogre Says:
Last year I posted what I wanted for Christmas. I didn’t get it. I still want it. Ogre’s Stocking Stuffer
On November 23rd, 2007 at 11:59 am The Duck Says:
Lots of ammo!!
On November 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm Matt Says:
Hey Dave, want to go shoot one? I have a .17HMR Savage 93R17 that is a sweetheart of a rifle. You’re more than welcome to join me at the range and through as many rounds as you can stand through it.

You can’t keep it though.
On November 26th, 2007 at 7:55 pm J T Bolt Says:
Oh, you don’t have to give grandpa Thunderbolt anything. I’m just happy the whole family is together for the holidays.

Well if you insist, just pick something cheap from my Master List, but nothing too expensive. You work too hard to spend all that much on an old man. A .22 Revolver would be fine. Or a nice used Double Barrel 12 gauge.
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