I Love This Article for All The Wrong Reasons
If I were still teaching regularly, I’d use this in class because it’s a little funny, yet it clearly teaches some lessons.
Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself
A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.
Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.
Do I have to continue?
(Link stolen from The Outdoor Pressroom.)
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