Sarah Palin Facts
September4
Chuck Norris, step aside. If you don’t, you’ll get your ass kicked by a woman. While she holds a baby. And she won’t break a sweat or a nail.
From SarahPalinFacts.com:
- In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
- Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday – in an M1A1 tank.
- The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
- Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style.
- Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
- Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
- Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet – she ran as part of morning workout.
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
- Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
There are more, and you should read them. Oh, I have my own to add:
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