Michelle Obama Hates Pie
We know that Michelle Obama is a pie hater since she declared that Americans would have to give up their slices to the government during the election. (Or does that mean she loves pie and is just trying to steal everyone else’s so she can horde it for herself? Regardless, she hates that you have pie.)
Now, she’s on a kick to replace pie with broccoli or spinach. For all of you sweets lovers out there, she’ll allow you to indulge in an apple-carrot muffin. Ick.
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“Apparently Laura Bush also served fresh, organic foods in the White House, but didn’t discuss her family’s eating habits with reporters.”
And once again, about “healthy” foods: I am allergic to greens, in varying degrees. So I guess I could only eat breakfast, which seldom includes peas or spinach (well, except for Popeye).
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